I've been pretty non-plussed by most of the comic adaptations to film I've seen lately. Vaguely satisfying imagery, but with little of the joy I remember. There are exceptions of course, but they are by definition, rare. So, during the frenzy of anticipation in the lead up for the release of "The Avengers", I wasn't bothering to stake out a piece of sidewalk to camp out on. But when I found out
Joss Whedon directed? I reconsidered. After all, he's done some impressive work.
"
Firefly" by Joss Whedon was TV that surprised me enough into forgetting that I was watching TV. Either in spite of, or because of it's "Old west meets outer space" angle, this show succeeded where others did not. After savouring the show's oh-so-short run, I turned to the now long cancelled, "
Buffy the Vampire Slayer". With some instruction from one of the devout as to optimum episode viewing order, I found again that I was happily surprised.
Sure. It was pulp. It was TV back in the late 90's. And it was pretty freaking good. Both Buffy and Firefly had something going for them. Something far beyond even the things that I thought were amazing about them. It was shocking: Women watched and enjoyed them too - lots of them.
Space cowboys and Vampire slaying cheerleaders.
Blew. My. Mind.
Further forays into Joss' repertoire led to discovering that he had wanted to do a Wonder Woman movie. But, sadly, the deal fell through. Now, after now seeing a reasonable body of his work, I was hardly surprised. I haven't any claim to know why it didn't happen, but I tell myself a story something like this:
For my money, the female characters in "Firefly" are just about some of the best realized People that I've ever seen in a male created fiction. I haven't seen or read everything, probably someone else has a better grasp of the field and knows it better than I. I'm just talking about my experience. Which was that these women are real, fully motivated and self actualizing people. And that puts them in a pretty small pool of examples.
It starts to make sense that Joss Whedon has a particular leaning towards these kinds of strong female characters. If that's true, I'm pretty sure he wasn't going to create the Wonder Woman that the people, that the men, who were going to front the money for the project were expecting. As in, not at all. I'm willing to bet that she was even going to be…shhh. She was going to be black!
*Gasp*
And the deal here is that while I believe that she was going to be a kick ass warrior-woman, what she was not going to be was anyones sex kitten. Again, it's just my belief, but quite honestly, I figure that she wasn't going to feel threatened by men or by patriarchy. Which in a lot of ways just means "hierarchy". And this is where an odd idea showed up in my brain.
What happened was that I heard myself say, all the while talking the same Joss Whedony jive as above but this time around, when I got to the bit about Wonder Woman? Due to the audience to whom I was speaking, I summed it up more like: "I don't think he was gonna make her a guy with tits." That's when it hit me.
Just how many of these female characters were really just men in women's bodies? And not just in comics and fluff cinema, but in all sorts of media. For a woman to be considered strong, she basically has to be a dude. Almost invariably. Their morals area easily categorized as typically male.
I'll risk an assumption about who consumes most of this kind of media: males. Maybe more young men than old men, yeah? Anyway, I think that the men consuming this product are, at least in part, drawn to a larger-than-life, female version of their already fantasy-selves. Someone who is essentially an implacable warrior and also a perfectly compliant sex partner.
I don't think that because these guys might be wanting to have sex with a female version of themselves means that what they are feeling is gay. I mean it may be the case sometimes. But that conclusion doesn't follow by necessity. Instead, I want to suggest that it's extreme narcissism. They simply want to have sex with themselves.